What’s in fashion this year?...still asking these questions?

After many years working in stores, it still happens that someone stops by with a bewildered expression and asks the same fateful question:

So, what's in style this year?

A professional, objective response could be to give a broad overview of the season's trends...like:

stylists say no to the crisis, calling on women to courageously assert their femininity without renouncing the pleasures of luxury, as can be seen in the opulent sequin-covered jackets or leather pants hanging here...

or, the opposite:

the crisis is forcing women to be more modest, serious, and attentive to small everyday things, so here's a multi-use jacket and top, with a touch of femininity in the key details, like staggeringly high heels and strictly above-the-knee lengths.

But, "we are what we eat"; and the only possible response from a space which feeds on research and clothing that effectively satisfies an independent-minded aesthetic is the following:

You know, I don't know! I could tell them about this winter’s flights of fantasy and inspirations by Rei Kawakubo-Comme des Garçons;